Welcome to Debate Mondays with me. Today we'll have a debate with myself on the topic "SHOULD A MAN/WOMAN STAY SINGLE UNTIL S/HE MEETS THE ONE, AND MAKE HIS/HER FIRST GIRL/BOYFRIEND HIS/HER HUSBAND/WIFE OR SHOULD A MAN/WOMAN COMMIT INTO A FEW RELATIONSHIP BEFORE MARRYING HIS/HER THE ONE, GNOME SAYIN ("YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING" IN SHORT")
I, your host will introduce to you all the 2 debaters that will participate in this controversial topic. And here is him, the guy in front of the mirror who supports that "the first should be the last", Myself!!!
*Booooo from the audience(s)*
And there comes the other guy behind him, who supports "many first then only last la", Meeee!!!
*Applause*
I: Hullo, hullo welcome, Me and Myself. Please put your buttocks on that fancy hand.
I: Yes, now that Me and Myself and I feels quite at home, I would like to start the debate now. TELL ME, MYSELF! WHY?
Myself (Supports) : Myself will definitely tell Me why. I think it's good for a person to have only one girl/boyfriend because then, there will be no exes from the past that will haunt them. You know? Like, when they go out and do things like they do with their previous relationships, they won't have fancy flashbacks from the past, gnome sayin?
Me (Disagrees) : *fake coughs* buuhh shyeet~
I: No fake coughing in debates. Swearing is wokay.
Me (D): Wokay, anyway Me thinks Myself is talking illogically. If you are out with your current partner and doing coupley stuffs and still think of your past relationship's partners, then there's a problem with you! Am I not, not right, right?
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Myself (S): Definitely a disagreeable statement. Even if you don't have feelings, the thoughts will sometimes come in by itself am I correct?
Me (D): Wokay so? Let the thoughts appear la! As if it's gonna affect your relationship with your current partner.
Myself (S): Wokay nevermind. Let you win this one. But then there's some people who went into many relationships and it all ended badly until s/he is afraid to fall in love anymore and ended up being a monk! See! Bad right!
Me (D): Then that person must be a weak balls. And don't give me bullcrap about people afraid to be in love anymore. Nobody is afraid to be in love. If they say such stuffs, its either to get more attention or they're just weak in the balls.. or watches too much love comedies (especially hollywood ones) . I can tell you now, son of a fish, that no matter how many times a human heart is broken, it will never fail to love again.
I: *sniff* So romantic la Me.
Me (D): And some more, if you marry someone without going thru heartbreak before, then you lost a lot of bed time stories for your children adi. Right or not? And what if your son and daughter went thru heartbreak and you don't understand what their going thru cause you think your so great that you marry your first boyfriend blah blah blah NAHHH! Your children will leave your ass and find a certain handsome guy who interviews himself because he understands what they are going thru. And he is a senstive and a warm man too!!! Just not that tall.
Myself (S): W...wh..WHAT IF THE CHILDREN ALSO MARRIES THEIR FIRST BOYFRIEND!
Me (D): If your son marries his boyfriend, then too bad la. Heh heh.
I: L O L man. L O L.
Myself (S): You totally understand what I'm trying to say. Don't mocketh me.
Me (D): Then lucky you and your fancy kids la! But you think la, with the way kids are having partners in the age of 6 and 7. You think they can stuck to one for so long?
Myself (S): I think..
I: Don't drag me into this.
Me (D): You think whatever you want la. I'm telling you, if you wanna have good topics to discuss with your rebellious daughter or your horny son is to have fancy stories of break ups. And the break up story of your brother will never be as captivating and does not promote parent children bondings.
Myself (S): This damn debate is one sided -"-.. Don't even know why debate it at the first place.
Me (D): Don't get me wrong. I don't mean go mess around and have a lot of girl friends. Stay with one. If its meant to be then its meant to be. If you love your girlfriend and you treat her right and she treats you right, then marry her even if she is your first and last. If you kinda suck as a boyfriend and get dump alot (or you are just made out of 100% pure crap-luck), sure you will end up in more (broken) relationships. And more doesn't mean better. So to be honest, its not debatable.
I: Yes, so who started this crap?! Pisses me off! Beat Myself up!!!!
Myself: What!!?
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