Why I Left Facebook!

Finally you guys! I've decided to stop using facebook for good! I mean, my account is still around, it is just that I wont be wasting my time and energy logging into fb anymore.

Let me tell you why dear friends and strangers.

1. Waste of time
I'm sure most of you internet users know about this and need no explanations.

2. Waste of phone storage
The fb app on iPhone is a storage sucking leech. So good to have it gone and get back almost 1gb of storage back! Suck it

3. Posts are getting shit
When fb started out and everyone is new, people posts only important events (mostly?) and stuffs that are interesting (other than food pics, this crap has been going on from the beginning humans realised they can post pictures online eg. blogs).

Nowadays, most post are trash! Like posting picture of road while you're driving!? What the crap?

Wow the picture of the road you're driving on changed my coddammed life

And what is up with post of your face and then unrelated captions? That's the worst.

4. Internet users are whiny babies

There was a time where I used to have fun on different groups/pages on fb. But it's so hard to enjoy anything anymore. Every posts no matter good or bad is sure commented by crybabies that can't just keep their negative opinions to themselves and spoil everything FOR EVERYONE.

But you say "Why do you care what other people think? Just ignore them you over-sensitive bastard!". Now now, I'm not a bastard. And if you can read such comments and then move on with your life then good for you, but I personally cant. Sorry.

5. Getting bombarded with useless infos from people whom I have no interest. 

Aren't you fellas sick to knowing wayyy to much info about most people that you don't really care about? I do and so should you; you sick stalking pervert. 

Not only it's not interesting, but it's wasting the space in my brain. Why should I know about your food and your outing with your friends and what shitty movies you are watching, or you getting your haircut, or how nice that you give strangers money and how great your holiday is?!??!

I DONT LIKE!!!

6. I guess. It's me

But honestly, I think it is just because I'm insecure and jealous of most people on my fb feed (pfttt..scorpios, amirite?). I tend to compare a lot of with my peers and I can say its disappointing to me all the time.

For example, one fella can post a video of him playing a musical instruments or singing and get thousand views in few hours. But video of me doing my own songs gets only 80 views after a day. Or pictures that I take effort to shoot gets few likes versus picture of a face driving getting 100+ likes.
WHY!!?

....

Ahem.. Anyways I dont blame fb for this. I realised if one is friendly and/or talented in real life, their posts on fb usually gets more interactions (good tip for you fb addicts hoho). I'm neither so...

 I'm sorry facebook, it's not you, its me.

By the way, my personal music page is still on fb, with about 81 likes while posting this. Great job me. If you read this, please like me

Types of Facebook Humans In My Facebook Friends

These days, there is an increasing rates of people that love to post their "success story of their day" on Facebook.

After observing such beings for many years, I figured out that, there are different types of Faceb(h)ookers who love to post their successful stories.

Type 1: The Sinceres

This type is quite rare on Facebook. They are really sincere and

would usually thank God (or their teacher or parents or a tree) for their successes.

Example: "Got a new high paying job today! Thank Potatoes!"

Type 2: The Show Offs.

There are plentiful of these in Facebook. And many of them disguised themselves

as The Sinceres. And most people are confused. Will get energy and boosts from many "likes" and comments that will kiss his/her ass. (Usually those who "likes" and comments are the same few friends or fans).

Example: "Got a new high paying job today. Oh yeah baby! Money money here I come for you! Hahaha!". (And sometimes end with "Thank seaweed too!")

Type 3: The Babies

Annoying little piece of shits that will continue to cry for more likes and comments. Usually happens on younger people or people who are young and achieve something that they think is "something successful"

Example: "Guess who got the new high paying job?!?! :DDDDDDDD Guess guess guess??! :DDD XD XD" (What a jerkhole right?)

Type 4: The Evils

Ahh. These one usually targets Type 1-4 types of people. (The Babies get the hardest hit) They usually update to counter another fella successes or just to piss people off by showing that they are as good or better than them. Often personal. However, The Evils might not hit the target that they intend to due to the fact that there too many people on Facebook. And people who are not targeted but too sensitive might feel the blow instead.

Example: "Oh wow someone got a new high paying job! but guess who got promoted and got the high paying job's higher paying job? guess guess guess who motherfart-"

So I've decided to blocked such people in my Facebook. So to those who are not getting any comments or likes from me. Its not that I don't care. Is that I cant see you anymore.