Whore?

The word "whore" sure has change it's meaning these past years. It used to be a word for prostitute but nowadays the meaning of the word is now "addict".

Example, you take a lot picture of yourself and people starts calling you a cam-whore. If you love to beat up weak kids then you are a bully-whore. You love McDonalds? McWhore. If you always have sex with random people then people will call you just-a-whore. If your friend also have alot of random sex, then you best call your friend just-another-whore.

But on the subject on taking pictures. Notice those fellas in your Facebook that changes their profile pictures all the time ? Yup! Those are not only cam-whores but attention-seeking-whores. Why do I say that? Let me teach you a lesson. This is a report that I spent alot of time reporting. Heh

First of all to understand the "victims" I put myself in their shoes/heels and I think to myself questions like:

"Why do I keep taking pictures of myself so much?"

"How come I keep changing my profile picture?"

"It is because my face is different?"

"I lost a nose hole?"

"Do I feel good when people "likes" and "comments"?"

"Do I like the attention given to my handsome/beautiful/photoshopped face?"

"I have no mirrors in my house?"

And after few hours of playing Naruto on PSP, I got the answers! And I realize the victims are (please note that those in this categories are kids who changes their profile picture in less than a month of the last uploaded picture. What??? Can't survive without changing your damn picture for a month? Whore!):

1. Usually single (mostly girls), who keeps changing their picture to show whoever that is in their friend lists that they are some hot sexy momma. Let me break it down. I'll use a female victim as an example.

• Takes a picture in fancy restaurant with girlfriends. Upload. Because "omg!! I wanna show you that I don't need guys to survive cause I have my girlfriendss uh huh! xoxo gossip girls" but at the same time "hopefully guys will see that I'm single because my profile picture has no guys".
• Takes a picture with make-up on. Upload. Because "Now all the guys can the "different", "sexier" side of me. Mmhmmm <3<3". (Holy cow, this is common as the act of peeing.)
• Takes a picture in a peaceful scenery (Usually beach, mountains). Upload. Because "I'm a nature loving person therefore, I have natural beauty (gnome sayin?). So guys should totally go out with me."
• Takes a picture in a sexy dress which never worn before. Upload. Because "Now all the guys can the "different", "sexier" side of me. Mmhmmm <3<3"
• Reminder: If a person uploads all those picture at least more than a month apart, then it doesn't apply to them anymore.

2. Usually those (again, mostly girls) who just broke up, tries to put on pictures of them showing that they are "enjoying life" without the ex-partner. Again, a girl as an example:

• Takes picture of her and friends in a club. Upload. Because "SEE!!!! I'M ENJOYING LIFE WITHOUT YOU!! I DON'T NEED YOU AT ALL! HAHAHA! LOOK AT ME DANCING!"
• Takes picture of her hugging a guy in a club. Upload. Because "NAO I'M HUGGING THIS HOT DUDE!!!! WOWW IM WANTED BY MANY HEHEHE I DONT NEED YOU!!!"
• Takes picture of travelling somewhere else. Upload. Because "just to pissed the ex off"
• Tips for such victim: Honestly, we all know when you're trying too hard. So please stop.

3. Attention deprived kids. This victim uploads him/herself (mostly guys) doing "crazy stuffs" like taking a picture on toilet bowls. Peeing. Planking. And stuffs he thinks its "cool" and "hip" and "so punk rock" and "assholery". Then when people comments and praise how "crazy" is him then he feels like a "rock star" which in reality "an idiot" or "a retarded monkey".

4. Obsessive boyfriend and/or girlfriend and/or couple. This is as irritating as ants in your unwashed torn undies. Examples are:

• Pictures of dinner. I can assure you 112% about 80% of couples in your FB have this picture. The girlfriend sitting in front of a plate of food (usually some western food) holding the freaking knife and fork and smiling. Then next picture is the boyfriend's picture opening his mouth, meat in a fork/knife and pretending to eat. Why? To show you that they are a happy couple who eats together happily.
• Picture of travel or overseas (studies). Usually in a thick winter clothing, arm in arms (with occasionally sunglasses). This is to show that they are a happy couple in a cold country but still able the share the warmth from each other . And to remind you that you are alone at home and a right hand as a companion.
• Pictures of scenery. Basically its like a wedding picture. Posing together in a forest. Beach. Cemetery. Just to tell you that their "love is perfect and everlasting" like the picture which cannot be deleted because FB keeps everything forever.
• Every comment which goes "aww", "so sweet!", "you guys are perfect!" and "your gf is fat" is usually replied by (mostly the gf) ,"thanks :) <3 <3" and a boost for their love to each other. What is wrong with the world.

So the most important question. How do we end this abominations (of desolation)?

Simple. These 2 steps will changed lives!

1. We should stop click the like button! Click "report this photo" instead!

2. Stop commenting on them in their picture! Comment on how hot the "random guy" is at the corner of the picture instead!

Summary. What all victims share is the attention-whore-syndrome (AWS). So, the cure for AWS is by not giving them any attention. That will bring them back ground and make your FB page peaceful once again. Or you can delete them off.

Once again, these are my thoughts and I'm nuts.

A Guide To Freeing Your Heavy Soul

So you're having a bad day? Feeling lonely? Had a car accident and feeling very down? Got into an argument and now you're feeling sad? Having hard time at work? People just don't understand you and you're hate for being who you wanna be? Suicidal?

Feeling all that but no one to talk to? Here's a solution.

Cry.

Crying is good for your soul. Makes you feel good, and then you'll feel a lot lighter after that. And it's free! It's like a bonus free gift when God gave you your handsome body.

When you cry, every drop of tears is like your problems and stress falling out from your chiseled face. Which is why you'd feel a lot lighter after that. And you ask me why after few hours after the crying session you get sad again? Oh simple. It is because you filled the sadness up in your chippy face every time you worry or think about the past again. So after you cry. Don't dwell in the sadness or the past and look forward for the future.

Remember! You can't change the past but you sure as fart can change the ending. Gnome saying.

Here's tip for you on how to unlock this God-given superpower:

1. Think of the traumatic stuffs that made you stress and that you tried to avoid thinking the whole day. Live out that moment again and enhance the damn image x1000 then burst out into flames of water!!! Remember: After the session, let it go away forever.

2. So you're a tough ass. And you cannot cry. This needs a little bit more effort. Go watch sad movies like The Notebook. Or if you dislike romance then watch this Korean dog movie called Hearty Paw. Personally, I never cried so much watching a movie until I watched this. I cried so much and hard, my kidney went out of water.

3. So after those movie sessions you still didn't cry (you must be a heartless SOB)? Another good way is to think of stuffs that hurts you before. Like when your friends betrayed you when you were in high school. Or you know? The times when you parents said they didn't wanna have you, and you're just an accident. Or also the times when you see your friends having Playstation and all you have is just the black and white Tetris game. Oh and stuffs that your exes says about you can work as well. (Like she said,"You're worthless" because you're really worthless).

4. But if you don't have such sad events. You can even think of happy things that will make you sad. Confused? Example. Remember when you were younger and everything seems so perfect? The time where you don't worry about money and stuffs like that. And the best time of your life is when you're feeling excited on the day your best friend (who is now your enemy cause he got more money than you) is gonna come to your house to play with your Power Ranger toys? Don't you wanna cry knowing that all that is gone FOREVER? And there's no more reliving such moments EVER again? NOW YOU CRY!

5. Another way is to cut onion. But that you just cry without any soul enlightenment. Same goes with eating wasabi.

6. The best way however, its a little sincere, honest prayer to God. Oh sure you'll cry, but also feel loved and His warmth at the same time. Sucks if you don't believe in God. No cigar for you.

Always, remember crying is not limited to babies, kids and females. If it suppose to be this way then when a man reached 21 his eyes will automatically pop out. But no, a man retains his eyes for looking at girls and crying to lighten his soul.

Now, the downside of crying is:

You look ugly.

Remember! The quote "Real men don't cry" is not the full quote, it supposed to be "Real men don't cry (in public)".

Pro-tip: If you're not a kid or an old man, but an adult and you have sudden need to cry, please hide yerself.

These are all crafted by my own imaginations and no proper research is done, at all. Follow at your own risk